Jesus Runs in Santa Race

Jesus in Santa race

(AP Photo / Francois Mori)

This photo was taken December 14, 2008, in Issy Les Moulineaux, Paris, France, at the annual Christmas Corrida Race.

A pregnant Mary, or a Mary with a baby stroller, would have been more timely… but I like the sentiment!

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Tee Time: I Want to Be Formal, But I’m Here to Party

I want to be formal, but I'm here to partyCatch the reference?

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Nativity Paintings from around the World

Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. (Luke 2:10-11)

Jesus Christ was born for all people of all times. To illustrate this truth, Christians around the world often depict him as coming into their own culture, in the present time. The Italians, whose visual language was predominant during the Renaissance, did it. In fact, when you think “Nativity,” you probably think of the church art from that age and country—not because it offers the most legitimate representations (they are no more “accurate” than the ones below), but because the Church held particular sway at that time, in that place.

Well, the center of Christianity has shifted; it is no longer in the West. And thus if we were to survey the Christian art being produced today, we would see that Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, and the settings they inhabit, have a much different look. We’d see Mary dressed in a sari or a hanbok; we’d see Jesus wrapped in buffalo skin, or silk. We’d see lizards and kangaroos instead of oxes and asses.

Historical accuracy is not the point; the point is to see Jesus as the Savior of your own people, as incarnated very close to you, and relevant to life today.

Here are nineteen contextualizations of the Nativity painted within the last century. Each work brings Jesus into a different place, in order to emphasize the universality of his birth.

USA:

"Nativity" by James B. Janknegt

James B. Janknegt, Nativity, 1995. Oil on canvas, 57 x 82 cm.

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Crow Nation (Montana-based tribe):

Native American Nativity

John Guiliani, Mary Gives Birth to Jesus, 1999. From The Crow Series.

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Guatemala:

Guatemalan Nativity

John Giuliani, Guatemalan Nativity, 1990s.

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8-lb, 6-oz Baby Jesus

This clip is from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006).  I’m not recommending the movie (I’ve never seen it myself), but I think that this scene is telling of how people relate to Jesus.

Ricky Bobby “likes the Christmas Jesus best,” so he addresses his prayers to “dear tiny, infant Jesus,” or “dear baby God.”  When his wife chides him at the dinner table for saying grace to a baby instead of to the grown-up Jesus, he responds that she’s allowed to pray to whatever Jesus she wants, but that he’s partial to the baby version.

The other table guests chime in with their favorite Jesuses:  Ricky’s friend Cal says that he likes to picture Jesus as a partier, or as a rock star.  His son Walker likes to picture him as a ninja fighting off bad guys.  Their Jesuses like what they like, or are what they want to be.

Perhaps Ricky likes baby Jesus the best because he’s less threatening as a baby.  Don’t a lot of us prefer to view Jesus as small, soft, and cuddly?

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Tee Time: Go Jesus! It’s your birthday!

Go Jesus! It's your birthday!Found at Rebel Fashion’s eBay store.

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Top Christmas Ads of 2011

Every December, there are handfuls of churches and Christian organizations that put out advertisements to spark discussion about the true meaning of Christmas.  Here are two from this year, both of which were unveiled last week and have gotten a considerable amount of press.

Mary is in the pink

Virgin Mary pregnancy test

This poster was made by St.-Matthew-in-the-City, an Anglican church in Auckland, New Zealand, for display as a billboard outside its church building.  It was destroyed yesterday by an angry protestor, who called it—get this—“luciferian!”  Continue reading

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Jesus, the “Forever-Blooming” Rose

"Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming"

One of my favorite Christmas songs is Es ist ein Ros entsprungen. It’s a late-sixteenth-century German hymn of unknown authorship, inspired by the Messianic prophecy of Isaiah 11:1: “A shoot will come up from the stump of Jesse; from his roots a Branch will bear fruit.” The harmonies were arranged by Michael Paretorius in 1609. Since then, there have been sixteen known English translations/adaptations of the carol, but the most famous one is “Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming” by Theodore Baker in 1894. Some other translations are “Behold, a Branch Has Flowered,” “The Noble Stem of Jesse,” “A Spotless Rose is Blowing,” “The World’s Fair Rose,” and “There is a Rose Tree Blooming.”

Below is a recording by John Rutter and the Cambridge Singers, as well as an indie rendition by Sufjan Stevens.

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Tee Time: Santa’s Fake, Jesus Ain’t

Santa's Fake, Jesus Ain'tThis T-shirt, designed by a company called “The Funny Farms,” was meant as a joke, but VirtuousPlanet.com offers it for sale in all seriousness, for those who want to promote its truth.  (Click here to see their other Christmas T-shirt selections.)  A Christian e-tailer, Virtuous Planet “strive[s] for moral excellence, and our goal is to maintain a family-friendly atmosphere.”

This is not a friendly shirt, nor is it morally excellent.  I resent any parent who would put this on their toddler.  If you don’t want to do the whole Santa thing with your child on the grounds that it’s a lie, that’s fine, but don’t spoil the magic for other kids with this combative statement—all the more reprehensible in this size-2T form, for its forcing a two-year-old to be the killjoy, and an unwilling party in such ultra-conservativism.

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The Sacred and Commonplace Collaged Together

The story of Jesus’ birth is well-known by most:  He was conceived by the Holy Spirit and born nine months later to a teenage virgin in the overcrowded city of Bethlehem in Judea.  Star and angels heralded his birth, leading wise men and shepherds to that manger where he lay, that God-man whose coming had been foretold by Jewish prophets many times over.

The settings of these events are likewise well-known:  interior (Annunciation), desert (Journey of the Magi), field (Annunciation to the Shepherds), stable (Nativity).  Especially the last one, which has become part of the all-too-familiar Christmastime image that decorates front lawns, altars, tabletops, and mantles all season long.

So what would happen if we were to replace these traditional backdrops with more contemporary ones?  Would it make the story less foreign, less stale?  Would it help us to celebrate Christ’s advent in a more conscious and grateful way?  Continue reading

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Tee Time: Santa vs. Jesus

Santa vs. JesusFound at T-Shirt Watch.

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