Category Archives: Jesus Kitsch

Tee Time: “Like”

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Found at c28.com.

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Tee Time: WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Found at T-Shirt Hell.

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Tee Time: If Jesus were a nutrition facts label…

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Why doesn’t Jesus have any sugar? Found at jesusneedsnewpr.net.

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Introducing … Tee Time!

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

So, I’m starting up a new series called “Tee Time,” in which I will feature every Tuesday a Jesus T-shirt of some kind.  Some of the shirts are ridiculous, some are quite clever, some are irreverent, and some just make … Continue reading →

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Jesus Gone Wild

Posted on July 12, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Jesus is watching over Kinston, N.C., natives say, by way of some cruciform Trumpet Vines.  The Word-made-plant gained nationwide attention two weeks ago when it was spotted on a utility pole 90 minutes east of Raleigh.  Some people see it … Continue reading →

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Take a Seat in the Savior’s Lap

Posted on June 12, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

“Come unto me, all you who labor and are heavy laden…” This wooden oddity was spotted by an Irish tourist in a Guatemalan arts and crafts shop in 2007.  It was retailing at 5,300 quetzal, or about $700. I must … Continue reading →

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Catnappin’ with Jesus

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Found at DreamingofKittens.com.

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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Posted on May 17, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

Wow—he’s a cyborg, and a pirate, and a ninja.  That’s one impressive resumé. This kick-butt Jesus even has his own theme song, which goes something like this: “Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriyaki Steak? Who gave the great Ghangis … Continue reading →

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Plastic Jesus Rises Again… and Again…

Posted on May 3, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

A giant, 60-foot plastic Jesus is resurrected every hour on the hour at the Christian theme park “Tierra Santa” (Holy Land) in Buenos Aires, Argentina.  Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus plays triumphantly in accompaniment. I can’t believe this is in Latin America … Continue reading →

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Peanut Butter Banana Jesus

Posted on April 26, 2011 by Victoria Emily Jones

“Whoso eateth my soft, pulpy, banana flesh…” (John 6:54) Found at Jesus Needs New PR.

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