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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Wow—he’s a cyborg, and a pirate, and a ninja.  That’s one impressive resumé. This kick-butt Jesus even has his own theme song, which goes something like this: “Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriyaki Steak? Who gave the great Ghangis … Continue reading

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