Introducing … Tee Time!

So, I’m starting up a new series called “Tee Time,” in which I will feature every Tuesday a Jesus T-shirt of some kind.  Some of the shirts are ridiculous, some are quite clever, some are irreverent, and some just make me want to hang down my head in embarrassment on behalf of Christians everywhere.

Tee Time will showcase the good, the bad, and the ugly of today’s Jesus-tee market.  Most of the shirts need no commentary—I post them only for your own amusement.  But some, like today’s, I can’t help but comment on.  Continue reading

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Jesus Gone Wild

Kudzu Jesus

Photo by Charles Buchanan (The Associated Press)

Jesus is watching over Kinston, N.C., natives say, by way of some cruciform Trumpet Vines.  The Word-made-plant gained nationwide attention two weeks ago when it was spotted on a utility pole 90 minutes east of Raleigh.  Some people see it as a warning sign, some as a sign of hope.  But most people, like me, probably just get a little chuckle out of it.

And if you think that this is something only Bible-Belted papers deem newsworthy, think again.  The original story came through the AP wire and was picked up by the New York Times, The Washington Post, and MSNBC, among other prestigious media outlets.

Thanks, Dad, for sending me the article!

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If you want to be tight with Jesus…

… try on these jeans.  Jesus Jeans ad, 1971

Jesus Jeans, an Italian-based brand whose ad campaign shocked both church and state in the 1970s, is being relaunched in December after an almost-twenty-year hiatus.

The ad to the right is one of the originals, created by Emanuele Pirella and Oliviero Toscani.  The copy reads “He who loves me follows me.”  (Other ads in the original campaign read “Thou shalt not have any other jeans but me.”)

Ads aside, the brand name alone was controversial enough to be deemed “morally offensive to the public” by the Patent Office of the UK, which refused to register it back in 2003.  (Germany, Switzerland, China, Hungary, and Ireland did the same.)   Continue reading

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Jesus at the Beach

Randy Hofman is a sculptor … of beach sand.  His subject is not the commonplace castle, though; instead, he creates elaborate Bible-based scenes, and has been doing so for the last 30+ years.  His studio/gallery is the beach in front of the Plim Plaza Hotel just off of Ocean City, Maryland’s boardwalk at Second Street.  It was at that spot in 1974 that Hofman made a personal commitment to follow Jesus.

Jesus sand sculptureHofman, now 59, sculpts every day from April to October.  Youth from Son’Spot, a local church ministry, excavate the sand piles for him, and the hotel owners supply him with water to keep the sand moist, as well as with electricity to keep the sculptures well-lit at night.  After shaping the pile the way he wants it using a shovel, a trowel, and a plastic crab picking knife, Hofman then sprays the sculpture with a special glue-and-water mixture, which holds the sculpture intact for up to several weeks.  Most of the sculptures take five to seven hours to complete—with the exception of his Last Supper, which can take up to 17 hours.  Continue reading

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Jesus Is My Homeboy: A Photograph Series

When fashion and fine arts photographer David LaChapelle saw someone wearing a “Jesus is my Homeboy” T-shirt in 2003, he was touched by the simplicity of the message.  It made him wonder who Jesus’ original homeboys (the twelve apostles) were—or rather, who they would have been had God chosen to incarnate himself in twenty-first-century America instead of in first-century Palestine.

“The apostles were not the aristocracy, they were not the well-to-do, they weren’t the popular people; they were sort of the dreamers and the misfits,” LaChapelle said in a 2008 interview for The Art Newspaper TV.  If Jesus were here today, he said, he would be hanging out with the street people and the marginalized:  the poor, the homeless, prostitutes, drug dealers, gangsters, and so on.  And more than that, these people would have been his closest and most faithful band of followers.

And so LaChapelle created this series of six photographs entitled Jesus Is My Homeboy, which was originally published in the British magazine i-D in 2003, then exhibited later in 2008 in London and St. Moritz, Switzerland.

David LaChapelle's "Loves and Fishes"

David LaChapelle, "Loaves and Fishes," 2003

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Jesus Is My Homeboy: The Story That Started It All

Jesus is my homeboyThe “Jesus is my Homeboy” T-shirt is a fashion trend that peaked in the mid-2000s, when celebrities like Jessica Simpson, Pamela Anderson, Ben Affleck, Ashton Kutcher, and Brad Pitt could be spotted wearing it. I remember seeing classmates in high school, Christian and non-Christian, wearing the tee. I never got on that bandwagon, though, because I never quite understood what the shirt was trying to communicate. I feel comfortable calling Jesus my Savior, my Lord, my Friend, even. But my “homeboy”? What does that even mean?

It wasn’t until recently that I found out this shirt has a back story. That the familiar image that so many people don (or dismiss) without a thought was actually born of a moment of trauma and grace.  Continue reading

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Yue Minjun and the Maniacally Grinning Christ

Contemporary Chinese artist Yue Minjun recently completed a series of six paintings depicting key events from the life of Christ, which are on display at The Pace Gallery in Beijing through July 16.  These paintings demonstrate a confluence of Christian iconography of the Renaissance with Yue’s own distinctive, parodic style—a style marked most often by iterations of the artist’s self-portrait, pink-skinned and sporting an uncomfortably large grin.

The Crowning with Thorns

Yue Minjun, "The Crowning with Thorns," 2009

Art critics tend to refer to Yue as a “Cynical Realist,” linking him to China’s post-Tiananmen generation of disillusioned artists.  Yue said that the Tiananmen Square Massacre of 1989, in which hundreds of protesters were gunned down by Communist officers, shattered his patriotism and made him feel cheated.  Having just graduated from art school, he decided to develop a visual language to express his feelings of lostness and hurt.  He settled on a toothy cackle, a reference to the Laughing Buddha of Chinese folklore (who taught men to laugh at reality) as well as to the posters of happy, smiling citizens created during China’s Cultural Revolution.  The smiles are a trick, he said, to conceal the pain that lies beneath them.  Continue reading

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Take a Seat in the Savior’s Lap

Jesus chair“Come unto me, all you who labor and are heavy laden…”

This wooden oddity was spotted by an Irish tourist in a Guatemalan arts and crafts shop in 2007.  It was retailing at 5,300 quetzal, or about $700.

I must say, as a living room furnishing, it would be quite the conversation piece.

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Gospel Illumination for the 21st Century

You’re probably at least somewhat familiar with the medieval practice of manuscript illumination: the elaborate decoration of a handwritten text with illustrations, borders, and drop caps, all pressed or dusted with gold leaf.

Book of Kells

Book of Kells, fol. 292r, Ireland, ca. 800. Incipit to John: “In principio erat verbum” (“In the beginning was the Word”)

Book of Hours

Book of Hours, fols. 7v-8r, Bruges, Flanders, 1425

The term “illumination” refers to the literal “lighting up” of the book pages with bright flecks of silver and gold.  But the word has a more spiritual meaning, too, which is to interpret the given text, to elucidate it, to celebrate it; to shine a light on beauty and help to bring it out more strongly. In the Middle Ages, texts were illuminated using representational art—art that depicts recognizable forms. So an illumination of Luke 2, for example, would likely show the baby Jesus in a manger.

When the printing press was invented in the fifteenth century, though, it pretty much put a kabosh on manuscript illumination. Books could be made much faster and more cheaply now, so they ceased being an art form and became a commodity instead.

The Four Holy GospelsKudos to Crossway for reviving the long-forsaken process of manuscript illumination, for bringing art back into direct conversation with the Gospel texts through its Four Holy Gospels project.

In 2009, Crossway President Lane Dennis commissioned New York artist Makoto Fujimura to illuminate the four canonical Gospels in commemoration of the four hundredth anniversary of the King James Bible. Over the course of just nine months, Mako created five major paintings, eighty-nine chapter-heading letters, and 140-plus pages of embellishments for the project. The Four Holy Gospels, as the finished volume is called, is the first illuminated manuscript to feature abstract contemporary art in lieu of traditional representational illustrations. It truly is the only one of its kind, but I hope there will be more to follow from other artists in the future.  Continue reading

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Catnappin’ with Jesus

Kitten hugging Jesus

Found at DreamingofKittens.com.

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