Jesus home lighting devices (a little kitsch for your day)

Let Jesus light up your life with one of these nifty night-lights.

So handsome.

Jesus night-light

Way to go; Jesus gives you two thumbs up.

Jesus night-light (thumbs up)

Good Shepherd.

Jesus night-light (Good Shepherd)

His Sacred Heart burns passionately for you.

Jesus night-light (Sacred Heart)

Now allow me to introduce you to Cyclops Jesus . . . Jesus of the All-Seeing Eye. (He’s watching you.)

Jesus night-light (Jesus is watching)

And Vampire Jesus . . . ?  

Jesus night-light (with wings)

For you sophisticated types, here’s a chic night-light inspired by a still from the 1977 miniseries Jesus of Nazareth. Unlike the other ones on this page, this one is actually still on the market, so click on the image if you’re interested.

Jesus of Nazareth night-light

If you’re not the night-light type, what about a Jesus-in-a-seashell lamp—which was apparently a thing back in 1950s and ’60s.

This one reminds me of the “Daughters of Triton” number from Disney’s The Little Mermaid.

Jesus in a clam shell

(A similar-looking one is available for sale on eBay.)

Jesus in a seashell

Jesus in a starfish

This one is more Ursula the Sea-Witch. Jesus’s Sacred Heart could totally double as that evil voice-containing neck charm. (“Sing to me!”) All that’s missing is the eel garden—though the crucifixes are just as creepy.

Jesus in a seashell

Crucifix in a seashell

And this one is so “Part of Your World” reprise.

Jesus in a seashell (Part of Your World)

You’re welcome.

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